I feel crap…. not blogged in ages… still not got my passport sorted… gym was rammed yesterday so i couldn’t stay to long… and i should be working why havent i taken more extra shists arghhh!

The week in brief….

Thurs, Working 6 - 1am pirates opening. Friday, worked 5 - 3am still pirates opening. Saturday worked 2 -12am (at this point im looking up euthanasia in the yellow pages). Sunday, i had off so i just slept… then bank holiday monday, worked 9:15 - 5pm came home and and wasted the day pottering about.

Urgh sounds like ive worked loads but its not enough… i just find myself sitting there doing nothing on a tuesday afternoon wondering how much money i could have earned if i was working…

Sack that! Well at least jimjimjim is off today (i think) so i’ll be able to tap that ass… if your reading this james… lock your doors.

Sorry bout the long wait..

Fucking hilarious awsomness… basicly combine Gael Bernal and random film about dreams directed by Michel Gondry and you have the best Romance film ive ever seen… last tango in paris… clearly swept away for this epic.

Yeah went to see it with practicly everyone and then pissed about in tescos lol… they sell octopus.

Also Go buy the new electric soft parade album… its damn fine.

And will someone please make me some toast!

Erm yeah… returned from 3 days of hard graft and ready to errr…. oh ffs my room smells.

Yeah anyway this weekend was working: -

Fri : 5 - 12:30 (floor)
Sat : 2 - 10 (floor)
Sun: 1 - 10 (floor)

Needless to say it was harsh… and next week its Pirates 3 opening and im working thurs- mon. Why you ask?

Aye yeah well on friday we all went to Frans and after much deliberation booked the holiday to Los Angeles :D!
Im proper giddy tbh… we leave on the 5th of July and then its one week in hollywood and one week in santa monica… just means im gonna have to hammer the shifts in for the next 2 weeks.

Ararara yeah but we do get to dress up as pirates next week at work lol… should be a luagh.

Aye boys and girls went to see a wee film we did…

Yeah me Fran and Kerry went to see 28 weeks later…

On the whole… was rather good… id heard some bad things about it, basicly i think people were comparing it to the first one far too much which is a legendary film. Robert Carlyle is fucking ace… ill watch anything with him in (i was about to call him a scouse cunt.. forgot he is actually scottish… he just appears scouse in everything he is in… and does look like a bit of a thieving bastard doesnt he). Some of the other acting was a little substandard but the plot, characters, editing and basic cinematography was all excellent (as is to be expected).

Maybe ive been a little generous… but i did like it.

On other news… get clicking… we’re booking the holiday tomo to LA if i didn’t mention before and i’ll need all the pennies i can get.

Ahh racey post titles truely ftw..

Yeah anyway woke up yesterday morning just like the rest of you… accept i had the idea of going to eat ridiculas amounts of chinese food… which is a popular idea these days.

Didn’t eat as much as i originally expected but its safe to say i got my moneys worth… as well as jims… and colins.

Yeah anyway after that went for a swift pint in the union and relaxed are bellys before buggering off home… a fairly succesful day… im sure i did other stuff other than eating chinese… all that sweet and sour went to my head… argghhh im mental!

Urgh horrible and yet good… well remember the post about the manchester derby… well it seems some of the board at city decided to take a peak at my blog (im assuming) and decided my wisdom was super magic lovely and then sacked Stuart Pearce… im having mixed feelings about this now… but glad hes gone…

Also City Just released 8 senior players… including Beasley, Sinclair and Jordan…

Pah boringness for some of you people…. however shiny new kit.

Erm yesterday was Kerry’s 18th ooo lovely we went to frog and bucket which was highly hilarious the crowd we were in was highly exclusive such stars as emma from college and robert from “oh wtf i have money now” shown themselves which was nice…

Oh yeah and kerry never did leave the house with man milk in her hair as was implied… terrible behaviour!

Yeah anyway then we moved onto Baa bar…. fluffeh…. cheap…. fundage. Just giggled and danced alot and took many photos… i fine night in any case.

I am currently on teamspeak with James and he can’t kill anything on ns bless him…

Anyway work today until 7 and got the bus home…. fell asleep on the bus and had a welllllll weird dream… i was being frozen and stuff… urgh.

Ahh isnt summer great.

Fucking wonderfull… no seriously… i love the rain. As one great Scottish comedian said… and i think this kinda of optimism is shared by us mancunians “there is no such thing as bad weather… only bad clothes”. Yeah so i walked around looking for something suitable to eat… finally went bella house to get a ridiculasly small portion of chips pah! They were yummy though.

Oh dear im talking about the weather on my blog… i must have run out of things to poisen your mind with.

Onnnnnnnnn other news… tommorow is a most special day it is Kerry’s 18th Birthday… i made her this little gadget

Yeah so you all better be coming to the frog and bucket tomo… meeting at queen vic at 7pm i think… in any case Happy Birthday Kerry!

Its much better than it was… my hours slowly improving… i had 2 opens last week \o/

But yeah was fairly down today coming in then i saw this!

Team member of the month… of course Jimmy and Shariar arent real people, so essentially i rule… all that stress and pain… and im finally acknowledged… kinda.

Anyway im in tomo at some god awful time… until then fabulosoes
P.s. Click links in the sidebar for sexual favours

As you may have noticed… theres some google ads on the side of the page… stealing hayleys idea, i put em there for pennies… as you know im going to LA in july and thought y’know if you lovely people would you could entertain the notion…. of clicking them… that could make some extra pennies for me

Google wins

All proceeds will not actually go to holiday fund… theyll probs go to somethin much more fun… like buying mace for kids.